9.09.2008

Large Hadron Collidor turned on Tomorrow

The Large Hadron Collidor gets turned on tomorrow, deep underground on the border of Switzerland and France. Scientists think it might lead to the discovery of the theoretical God Particle, but Steven Hawking says "Not so fast, bitches."

Despite the optimism, outrageous doomsday predictions make this experiment seem like the worst thing since the North American Union.

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