What do gay horses eat?

I don't remember, but apparently there really are gay horses. And gay giraffes, sheep, dolphins, pigs, birds... some 450 species exhibit gay behavior. This article in Seed details some theories why. It also contains the following paragraph.

Giraffes have all-male orgies. So do bottlenose dolphins, killer whales, gray whales, and West Indian manatees. Japanese macaques, on the other hand, are ardent lesbians; the females enthusiastically mount each other. Bonobos, one of our closest primate relatives, are similar, except that their lesbian sexual encounters occur every two hours. Male bonobos engage in “penis fencing,” which leads, surprisingly enough, to ejaculation. They also give each other genital massages.

Yeah, you're gonna go read that right now, aren't you.

Really?

Who does the electric slide to the Black Eyed Peas? Shameful. (But check out the hottie in green.)

This was almost predictable

Gates Foundation to build $500 million complex

Note the inclusion of an 11,000 square-foot Gates shrine. Some good criticism coming from the Wall Street Journal.

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Remix!!

Busta-Bust brings the heat on the remix. Yip yip yip yip yip yip!

Area codes in which Ludacris claims to have hoes

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31-17

'Til next year...

A Different Kind of Hate

Kansas is Windows Mobile in this schema.

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Suh will eat Reesing

Todd Reesing is undersized and the clock just rung midnight on his Cinderella story.

Boom. Roasted.

Mangino's fat.

Boom. Roasted.

KU lost to Colorado.

Boom. Roasted.

KU lost to Kansas State.

Boom. Roasted.

KU's basketball team has more fight in them than KU's defense.

Boom. Roasted.

All I want to know is...

...is there going to be a Hate Week during basketball season?

Suh[ck]

Why is it that Nebraska fans can only talk trash by bringing up Ndama...Ndamuk...oh, what the fuck!...that Suh guy? I mean, do you have anyone else on the team? I know you don't have a quarterback, but you must at least have a receiver, tight end, or something.

New "Hate" rule: Try not to make your desperation so obvious by talking about your has-been Heisman candidate so much.

"House of spears"? More like "House of Tears" after this weekend!

Bam. Nailed it, bitches!

Unrelated to Hate Week 2.0

But hilarious:

Jealous?

Hawkigami

Ndamukong Vick?

The big man said this about Kansas's struggles in advance of the Nebraska game:

You definitely want to go in there and keep kicking the dog. You want to keep kicking it and keep moving forward. Run it over and go to the next one.

It probably sucks to be Ndamukong Suh's dog. But it's still better than being in Kansas.

Movies on the TV on the Radio on the Internet

Somebody made a cool mix from various iconic movie and TV lines. It's pretty amazing, actually.



Remember in the Wizard of Oz, when Dorothy says, "We're not in Kansas anymore!" Girl was never happier.

Need I Say More?

What's the Matter with Kansas?

Kansas sucks so much Thomas Frank - a guy who grew up there - wrote a book about everything wrong with the state. Now they've gone and made a documentary based on his book.

They don't say anything about Kansas's awful football team. I assume that's coming in the sequel.

Hate Week 2.0

It's that time of year again - the time when the three Nebraska bred Husker fans on the Brolatollahs roster turn their attention southward, toward our pair of KU-employed co-bloggers. It's Rock Chalk versus Big Red. It's Hate Week.

This year, the Official Mascot of Brolatollahs Hate Week is.... Todd Reesing, American Hero.



Godspeed, you noble warrior. Although I suspect no amount of old glory bedecked manscaping will protect The Todd from Ndamukong Suh.

The Hate Week Rules
1. Hate Week runs from now through Sunday, November 15. On that day, hatred ceases for the following fifty-one weeks.
2. Every post made during Hate Week must include hate. Hatred may take many forms, but it should always be directed at the proper opponent. This is not a week for self-loathing.
3. Academic honesty and integrity are expected at all times.

Stay tuned. This should be fun. Go Big Red!