12.17.2009

P-fizzle will like this



Best. Christmas Story. Ever.

Here's the opening line of this Chattanooga, Tennessee news report: "A drunk four-year-old is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors." Just watch.



Question: funny or sad?

12.14.2009

Man Bites Dog

The top fifty headlines of the year is a pretty great list. Numbers seven and fifteen are personal favorites.

#1 on Paddy's Christmas List



The shirt, not the woman.

12.12.2009

FairTrade sucks

I always had a hunch. Remember kids--greed is good.

On Friendship

A lengthy article in The Chronicle traces the history of "friendship" and examines its contemporary, online forms. It crystallizes a lot of what I've been thinking about regarding Facebook and the like.

If you were my friends, you'd each take twenty minutes to go read it.

12.09.2009

The Old Folks' Home

Not a single one of these old fogies is looking in the same direction. It just makes them look like lost and senile. Not very reassuring.

12.08.2009

Millions Dead

Yes, millions of potential children went down the drain at the University of Michigan before this policy went into effect.

If Creighton had had this policy, we would have never seen Adam in public.

12.05.2009

Screwing the Chinese

From SNL (just watch the intro sketch)

12.04.2009

As if the name isn't cool enough

Killer whales kill. That's what they do. But did you know they kill FUCKING SHARKS!? And they don't do this with their massive jaws or razor-sharp teeth. They kill using FUCKING KARATE!!

Killer whales ain't nuttin' to fuck wit.

12.03.2009

Not the Best Set Design

Click here for a picture of Vladamir Putin on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" I would have just posted the picture, but didn't want to infringe on copyrights or anything.