Paddy's New Rule

STOP saying "Grow my business!"

I'm so tired of people saying "grow my business," "grow my retirement savings," "grow the workforce," etc. STOP IT! You grow things like vegetables, flowers, grass--things that live and can grow through natural processes. You build a damn business, save for retirement, expand the workforce. These things are inanimate and need to have something acted upon them, like building, saving, etc. THEY DON'T GROW NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU WORK AT IT!

Damn that felt good. Now I can watch MSNBC and think, "I sure showed you, you sons of bitches!"