2.27.2009

Great Moments in Composition

If these four documents do not comprise the greatest corpus of a student's writing ever, I'm in the wrong profession. Some highlights:

On Walt Whitman: "He is over 3,000 years old and remembers the names of all the gods."

On US Foreign Relations: "America is now president of the world, and some people aren't cool with that. In the War of 1812, Osama bin Laden declared Jihad on the West Coast and killed Tupac."

Just read them in their entirety. Unbelievable.

1 comment:

J said...

How doesn't "Jesus came from a bleak and dismal future, ruled by dragons and gigantic whore on the back of an animal (Revelations)." make your highlights?! I think the citation is what really clinches it for me. ALWAYS REFERENCE YOUR WORK!!!