10.14.2008

My Love for You is like Diarrhea, it Flows like a River

BBC article about the sale of a book of text messages for lovers to send to each other. The highlight is the title of this post, but others are a bit more creepy, including one promising HIV:

"H is for Happiness and joy forever with an I: Incomparable love that will never V: Vanish until death do us part. I love you," the message concludes. I'm not sure I'd be looking to carry on a relationship with someone who sends a message like this...

A more appropriate cultural spin-off:

"You're the only mosquito in my net."

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