Hate Week: A Proposal

Gentlemen. This Saturday, the Nebraska Cornhuskers will meet the Kansas Jayhawks on the gridiron. Given that 3/5ths of our contributors hail from the Land of Osborne and the other two have been or are affiliated with KU, this cannot go unmentioned.

Hence, here is my proposal. In the interest of blinding tribal allegiances, I propose the next six days constitute "Hate Week 2008." What does that mean? Every post must reference the upcoming conflict in some way. For example, J's recent post entitled "Don't be stupid when you use Facebook" could end with some comment about how if you live in Nebraska and use Facebook stupidly, you might lose your job at the cow-rape factory. Similarly, my recent post, "What was it Emerson said?" could have ended with a comment about Kansas being the home of little minds and MASSIVE waist-bands. This is Hate Week.

That's my proposal. It is so moved. Anyone to second?

Yes, Baby Mangino?

Gurgle. Gurgle. Glagdemmm. SECOND! Gurgle.

Moved and seconded. All in favor of "Hate Week"?