This Video Features Pat's Three Favorite Things

1. International soccer.
2. Bill Clinton playing grab-ass with Katie Couric.
3. Mick Jagger.



I'm sure Mick Jagger is HUGE in Kansas. Because it's still 1964 there, you see.

Nebraska can eat shit

How about the simple fact this is the last Hate Week because Nebraska is a bunch of douche bags who would sell their own mothers for a nickel? Enjoy getting your asses kicked in the Big 10.

And Nebraska can never mention "tradition" in any of their PR stuff because they clearly don't know a damn thing about it.

Hate Week: The Final Chapter

It's that time of year again. Only this year, it's for the last time. Hate Week is back for a final go 'round before Nebraska starts pretending it's an elite academic institution and Kansas starts sending all its money to Texas. In honor of the impending death of Hate Week, the blog has donned a respectful black hue.

A reminder of the tradition: all blog posts made during Hate Week must reference the opponent in a derogatory or insulting manner. This is the last chance we have to do this. Let's make it count.

The patron saint of Hate Week: The Final Chapter is, of course, Turner Gill.


Nebraskans have loved Turner for more than two decades now. He's one of the ten best players in Husker history. Dude even married a girl from Kearney. But this week, he's just another Jesus-freak Jayhawk who must be made to suffer.

HATE WEEK IS DEAD! LONG LIVE HATE WEEK!

And now, a tornado of fire.

JESUS CRAP! GUN IT CAMERA GUY!

The Only Big XII Football Preview You Need

If it can't be read in Jim Rome's patented staccato, I ain't interested, bro-boat.

People are such bitches

Really? The bag is too loud? That's your biggest problem? Sorry, but becoming more environmentally friendly is going to take sacrifices. Try to cope by shoveling more Sun Chips into your face.

Fried Cheesecake

Thank god she added the "little vegetable" at the end or this might have been unhealthy.

Why you should buy stock in Apple

Love 'em or hate 'em, Macs are popular...especially among younger generations.

For Greg

Google Drops Wave

Didn't we try to Google Wave at some point?

"Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts"

This raises so many questions, namely: how do I become a monkey-annoyance expert?

I'll see your Tech N9ne and raise you "The Biebs"