Hate Week 2.0

It's that time of year again - the time when the three Nebraska bred Husker fans on the Brolatollahs roster turn their attention southward, toward our pair of KU-employed co-bloggers. It's Rock Chalk versus Big Red. It's Hate Week.

This year, the Official Mascot of Brolatollahs Hate Week is.... Todd Reesing, American Hero.



Godspeed, you noble warrior. Although I suspect no amount of old glory bedecked manscaping will protect The Todd from Ndamukong Suh.

The Hate Week Rules
1. Hate Week runs from now through Sunday, November 15. On that day, hatred ceases for the following fifty-one weeks.
2. Every post made during Hate Week must include hate. Hatred may take many forms, but it should always be directed at the proper opponent. This is not a week for self-loathing.
3. Academic honesty and integrity are expected at all times.

Stay tuned. This should be fun. Go Big Red!

Dancing Robots Will Rule Us All

I, for one, welcome our new Lou Bega-dancing robot overlords.



They're going to take over the Earth. Except Kansas. They'll want nothing to do with that Josh-hole.

Hate Week: A Proposal

Gentlemen. This Saturday, the Nebraska Cornhuskers will meet the Kansas Jayhawks on the gridiron. Given that 3/5ths of our contributors hail from the Land of Osborne and the other two have been or are affiliated with KU, this cannot go unmentioned.

Hence, here is my proposal. In the interest of blinding tribal allegiances, I propose the next six days constitute "Hate Week 2008." What does that mean? Every post must reference the upcoming conflict in some way. For example, J's recent post entitled "Don't be stupid when you use Facebook" could end with some comment about how if you live in Nebraska and use Facebook stupidly, you might lose your job at the cow-rape factory. Similarly, my recent post, "What was it Emerson said?" could have ended with a comment about Kansas being the home of little minds and MASSIVE waist-bands. This is Hate Week.

That's my proposal. It is so moved. Anyone to second?

Yes, Baby Mangino?

Gurgle. Gurgle. Glagdemmm. SECOND! Gurgle.

Moved and seconded. All in favor of "Hate Week"?